The Melancholy of Kon's Readers

Patrick Stump (of FOB) should do something with the pronounciation of the words. Let's use TAASIAAR as an example.

"This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn arms race"

Sounds like

"This ain't the sea, it's a gold dare ass-face"

or

"This ain't a city, it's a golf cart our space"

or even

"This ain't a scene, it's a goddamn ass-rape" (lol)

And heck,

"I'm a leading man, and the lies I weave are oh so intricate, oh so intricate"

sounds like

"I'm a little man, and I'm also evil, also into cats, also into cats"

Also

"Prima donnas of the gutter"

sounds like

"Bring the dumbass out the gutter"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LucfKdukf10