The Melancholy of Kon's Readers

I was browsing through the FS bulletin board when suddenly, I found a horoscope thingy.

SAGITTARIUS-THE BEST SEXUAL PARTNER
(11/22-12/21)
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy.
Intelligent. EXTREMELY SEXY. Predict
future. Loves being in long
relationships. Has lots of friends.
Great talker. Always gets what he or
she wants. Also not a fighter, but if
they have to, they will also knock the
lights out of you if it comes down to
it.Cool. Loves to own Geminis' in
sports. Extremely fun. Loves to joke.
Smart. 24 years of bad luck if you do
not repost.

WTF? EXTREMELY SEXY? LOL!

The bolded text is true. Srsly :D